Алиса в Стране чудес / Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

So she set the little pig down, and it trotted away quietly into the wood.

'It is a dreadfully ugly child,' she said to herself, 'but it is a handsome pig, I think.'

And she began to remember the children she knew, who might be good pigs.

'But how to change them?'

Suddenly she saw the Cheshire Cat. The Cat was sitting on a bough of a tree. The Cat grinned when it saw Alice. It looked good-natured, she thought: but it had very long claws and many teeth.

'Cheshire Cat,' she began, rather timidly, and the Cat only grinned a little wider. 'Can you tell me, please, where to go?'

'That depends on where you want to go,' said the Cat.

'I don't care where,' said Alice.

'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.

'I want to get somewhere,' Alice added as an explanation.

'Oh, you will do that,' said the Cat, 'if you only walk long enough.'

Alice tried another question.

'What people live here?'

'In this direction,' the Cat said, 'lives a Hatter: and in that direction, lives a March Hare. Visit them: they're both mad.'